if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho
Im going to bed.
(via bdangalang)
I hate my friends
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
(via chelbyannmarie)
one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.
uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..
do i look like a liar?
(via chelbyannmarie)
I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T
NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.
(Source: youaretheasstomycannibalism, via chelbyannmarie)
| me: | that sounds mean i better add a lol at the end |
Answer:
I’ve been waiting for you. Gimmie some kisses
